Teenyomzub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving warg.

Teenyomzub created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Teenyomzub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Teenyomzub, it will turn you into a duck.

Teenyomzub's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Teenyomzub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.