Yogrillbafwonsadgigkapmit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited newt.

Yogrillbafwonsadgigkapmit created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogrillbafwonsadgigkapmit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yogrillbafwonsadgigkapmit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yogrillbafwonsadgigkapmit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yogrillbafwonsadgigkapmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Never paint your face pink.