Bummobtim Timsandvin Bestrawcarbam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome dugong.

Bummobtim Timsandvin Bestrawcarbam created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Bummobtim Timsandvin Bestrawcarbam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bummobtim Timsandvin Bestrawcarbam, he will turn you into a frog.

Bummobtim Timsandvin Bestrawcarbam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bummobtim Timsandvin Bestrawcarbam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven swans approach from the north.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. You must pray to Bummobtim Timsandvin Bestrawcarbam six times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Bummobtim Timsandvin Bestrawcarbam must be the most important thing in your life.