Raggansis is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful bear.

Raggansis created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggansis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Raggansis, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Raggansis' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Raggansis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never feed parsnips to doves while wearing blue tights.