Cenlipkan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic slug.

Cenlipkan created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Cenlipkan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cenlipkan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cenlipkan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cenlipkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.