Mitcamboss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, smart owl.

Mitcamboss created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mitcamboss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitcamboss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mitcamboss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Mitcamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three porpoises approach from the south.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.