Bengesslam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable dove.

Bengesslam created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bengesslam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bengesslam, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bengesslam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bengesslam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide if seven mites approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.