Bomgunrutbusfemrot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless cow.

Bomgunrutbusfemrot created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Bomgunrutbusfemrot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomgunrutbusfemrot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bomgunrutbusfemrot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bomgunrutbusfemrot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bomgunrutbusfemrot.