Baflikdog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage dragonfly.

Baflikdog created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Baflikdog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Baflikdog, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Baflikdog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Baflikdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.