Pancumdap is a god.
He takes the form of a large, charitable
bear.
Pancumdap created the solar system six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pancumdap, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Pancumdap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Pancumdap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Pancumdap's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill grasshopers.
2. Never think about nebulae.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never go into black rooms.
5. Never eat bark.