Henlogtalgangil is a god.
He takes the form of a large, prudent
swallow.
Henlogtalgangil created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Henlogtalgangil, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Henlogtalgangil, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Henlogtalgangil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Henlogtalgangil's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing black coats.
2. You must pray to Henlogtalgangil four times a day.
3. Never write about galaxies.
4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Do not chop down trees.