Fedxucbit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, stupid hamster.

Fedxucbit created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedxucbit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fedxucbit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fedxucbit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fedxucbit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fedxucbit on top of all buildings.

2. Never paint your face black.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Do not take Fedxucbit's name in vain.