Mitflispan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, smart dragon.

Mitflispan created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitflispan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitflispan, she will turn you into a mole.

Mitflispan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mitflispan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Put Mitflispan first in all things.