Gudgignibgod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, weak badger.

Gudgignibgod created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gudgignibgod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gudgignibgod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gudgignibgod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gudgignibgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing magenta rings.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.