Poplagdin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent turtle.

Poplagdin created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poplagdin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Poplagdin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Poplagdin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Poplagdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away if six tortoises approach from the west.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not hurt bats.