Poplagdin is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, prudent
turtle.
Poplagdin created viruses seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Poplagdin, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Poplagdin, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Poplagdin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Poplagdin's Holy Commandments1. Never go into pink rooms.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Run away if six tortoises approach from the west.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not hurt bats.