Fotsagstan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-powerful hare.

Fotsagstan created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotsagstan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotsagstan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fotsagstan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fotsagstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.