Ranominved is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever alligator.

Ranominved created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranominved, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ranominved, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ranominved's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ranominved's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ranominved on top of all buildings.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.