Bodkimpongun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humane hydra.

Bodkimpongun created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodkimpongun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bodkimpongun, it will manifest in front of you.

Bodkimpongun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bodkimpongun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Do not take Bodkimpongun's name in vain.
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