Vilmumyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, boastful beaver.

Vilmumyarl created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilmumyarl, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vilmumyarl, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vilmumyarl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vilmumyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilmumyarl.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.