Dibcamminpan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless frog.

Dibcamminpan created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibcamminpan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dibcamminpan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dibcamminpan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dibcamminpan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Always stare at clouds.