Davsandud is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic fish.

Davsandud created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davsandud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Davsandud, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Davsandud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Davsandud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing pink trousers and balancing nine iron spheres on your hands.