Nelljop is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, merciful hydra.

Nelljop created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelljop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nelljop, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nelljop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nelljop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never leap near grasshopers.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near shrews while wearing white kilts.

5. Do not covet oxen.