Mabladfed is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, pitiless zebra.

Mabladfed created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabladfed, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mabladfed, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mabladfed's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Mabladfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mabladfed's name in vain.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mabladfed.

4. Worship no other gods but Mabladfed.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.