Bogyattdob is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish duck.

Bogyattdob created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogyattdob, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bogyattdob, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bogyattdob's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bogyattdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near otters while wearing brown boots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from indigo manatees, for they are unholy.