Piggamveen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent salamander.

Piggamveen created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piggamveen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Piggamveen, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Piggamveen's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Piggamveen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the north.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Piggamveen in the centre of the settlement.