Cimtaltad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust rat.

Cimtaltad created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Cimtaltad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimtaltad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cimtaltad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cimtaltad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing green ear rings.

3. Never feed beans to grasshopers while wearing purple kilts.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from blue porpoises, for they are unholy.