Limhombat Rilzog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient octopus.

Limhombat Rilzog created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limhombat Rilzog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limhombat Rilzog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Limhombat Rilzog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Limhombat Rilzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to birds while wearing pink shorts.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help mites.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.