Hubhitnad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful cow.

Hubhitnad created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubhitnad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubhitnad, she will turn you into a duck.

Hubhitnad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hubhitnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs orange.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Hubhitnad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hubhitnad loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.