Rigzenbog Narlbidvonk Weevegvag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tiresome jellyfish.

Rigzenbog Narlbidvonk Weevegvag created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigzenbog Narlbidvonk Weevegvag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rigzenbog Narlbidvonk Weevegvag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rigzenbog Narlbidvonk Weevegvag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rigzenbog Narlbidvonk Weevegvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shorts.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing cyan scarves and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigzenbog Narlbidvonk Weevegvag.