Tonksakbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable pigeon.

Tonksakbiss created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonksakbiss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tonksakbiss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tonksakbiss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tonksakbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Tonksakbiss.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tonksakbiss on top of all buildings.