Him is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ruthless dingo.

Him created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Him, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Him, he will think nothing of it.

Him's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Him's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.