Gilfotrat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unfair wolf.

Gilfotrat created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilfotrat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gilfotrat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gilfotrat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gilfotrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.