Fadmandudlat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying grasshopper.

Fadmandudlat created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadmandudlat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadmandudlat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fadmandudlat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fadmandudlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must pray to Fadmandudlat six times a day.