Fumranarm is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty shark.

Fumranarm created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Fumranarm, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fumranarm, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fumranarm's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fumranarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away from white monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not take Fumranarm's name in vain.