Weglipfub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident guinea pig.

Weglipfub created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weglipfub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weglipfub, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Weglipfub's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Weglipfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weglipfub.

5. Never chant near horses.