Bumkipzag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever warg.

Bumkipzag created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumkipzag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bumkipzag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bumkipzag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bumkipzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing pink boots and balancing six carbon spheres on your legs.

4. Never wear green skirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.