Vadstipveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil jaguar.

Vadstipveg created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadstipveg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadstipveg, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vadstipveg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Vadstipveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Pray towards the south.