Motmitfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid bat.

Motmitfoss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Motmitfoss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motmitfoss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Motmitfoss' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Motmitfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Always help goats.

3. Never paint your head mauve.

4. Motmitfoss loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.