Zagmithin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful spider.

Zagmithin created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagmithin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagmithin, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Zagmithin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Zagmithin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray scarves.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.
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