Yambutgan Tartunbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring centipede.

Yambutgan Tartunbat created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yambutgan Tartunbat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yambutgan Tartunbat, it will not care.

Yambutgan Tartunbat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yambutgan Tartunbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Never hop near goats.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never jump in holy places.