Stankamran is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering raven.

Stankamran created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stankamran, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stankamran, it will destroy your favourite star.

Stankamran's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Stankamran's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six badgers approach from the north.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near mice while wearing mauve boots and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Never paint your back blue.