Catnuttgessablin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring wolf.

Catnuttgessablin created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catnuttgessablin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Catnuttgessablin, it will turn you into a rat.

Catnuttgessablin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Catnuttgessablin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Never paint your neck magenta.