Donsaskenfunbosswit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak horse.

Donsaskenfunbosswit created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Donsaskenfunbosswit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Donsaskenfunbosswit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Donsaskenfunbosswit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Donsaskenfunbosswit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about asteroids.