Donnullnigsit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm toad.

Donnullnigsit created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donnullnigsit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Donnullnigsit, he will turn you into a dog.

Donnullnigsit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Donnullnigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near horses while wearing indigo hats.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. You must love Donnullnigsit.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near mice while wearing blue corsets and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.