Rillwegcip is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain
whale.
Rillwegcip created everything that exists eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Rillwegcip, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rillwegcip, it will curse you with boils.
Rillwegcip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Rillwegcip's Holy Commandments1. Run away from indigo frogs, for they are unholy.
2. Never feed lemons to snakes while wearing skirts.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Worship no other gods but Rillwegcip.
5. Never feed beans to capybaras while wearing orange trousers.