Xemcenflag is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, two-faced
mole.
Xemcenflag created matter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xemcenflag, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Xemcenflag, she will be very sad.
Xemcenflag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Xemcenflag's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four monkeys approach from the south.
2. Always obey Xemcenflag's priests.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
5. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the west.