Xemcenflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced mole.

Xemcenflag created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemcenflag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xemcenflag, she will be very sad.

Xemcenflag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Xemcenflag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four monkeys approach from the south.

2. Always obey Xemcenflag's priests.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the west.