Ragpibhad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent jellyfish.

Ragpibhad created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragpibhad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ragpibhad, he will turn you into a slug.

Ragpibhad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ragpibhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.