Ratbugcen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving dragonfly.

Ratbugcen created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbugcen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ratbugcen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ratbugcen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ratbugcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing violet boots and balancing seven zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. You must love Ratbugcen.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ratbugcen.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.