Sogmongun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered bat.

Sogmongun created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogmongun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sogmongun, he will destroy your home planet.

Sogmongun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sogmongun's Holy Commandments

1. Sogmongun loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from violet eagles, for they are unholy.