Higdubpom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud centaur.

Higdubpom created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higdubpom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Higdubpom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Higdubpom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Higdubpom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Run away from purple gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.